Now I have written about split pants before, but this is a hoot. I was walking down the street with a teacher from school. We escaped the village to Guangzhou and have been having some fun before we both head out. We almost tripped over a child squatting in the middle of the sidewalk peeing through the hole in his split pants. When I looked, his pecker was so tiny it looked like a squirting nipple.

We just started laughing. Then she told me that at the mall where our gym was located she was shocked by a most disgusting sight. There in the middle of the aisle in a supermarket, a mother had let her child who happened to be wearing split pants squat and shit and piss right in the store. She told Ana to look out and pointed giggling. When the kid finished she hollered for a store worker to come and clean it up.

Ana also told me that a friend had sent her a picture of a high school boy in his school uniform taking a dump in a trash can in the subway station. I asked her to send me a copy. If I get it, I will post it.

This place is unbelievable.