White Knuckles
Leave a commentDecember 13, 2000 by vickimrichardson
today, my skydiving was postponed due to too many clouds. i am supposed to
go tomorrow morning if it is clear. i was able, however, to go hang
gliding, which was very relaxing until we landed face down into a paddock of
sheep shit. two ours later i had a tremendous thrill. i road in an
acrobatic place. it was soooooooo fun. the top is open so the wind whips
you while the pilot does loops and rolls and flies upside-down. the
experience is completely exhilarating. i highly recommend it. while
flying, the pilot speaks to you through a headset to make sure you are ok.
if you give the ok sign, he goes faster and higher and does more tricks. i
put my thumbs way up so we flew upside-down for quite some time before
flipping into a loop. it’s the best experience so far. hopefully, i can go
skydiving tomorrow and then i will have tried every form of flying known to
man except the icarus method (since that wasn’t too successful, i don’t
think i’m missing much).
oh yeah, for those (suzan & jack) who remembered that i am an ordained
minister of the universal life church, i have seen the light. the universal
life church is a bogus california/internet religion. i can no longer spread
their word. vickism is the new, true and only religion. you all should
spread my word. i will be interviewing candidates for my priesthood when i
return!!!!!!! please send your 8×10 glossy and resume if interested. warm
faces only need apply.
signed,
the vickster
