White Knuckles

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December 13, 2000 by vickimrichardson

today, my skydiving was postponed due to too many clouds.  i am supposed to
go tomorrow morning if it is clear.  i was able, however, to go hang
gliding, which was very relaxing until we landed face down into a paddock of
sheep shit.  two ours later i had a tremendous thrill.  i road in an
acrobatic place.  it was soooooooo fun.  the top is open so the wind whips
you while the pilot does loops and rolls and flies upside-down.  the
experience is completely exhilarating.  i highly recommend it.  while
flying, the pilot speaks to you through a headset to make sure you are ok. 
if you give the ok sign, he goes faster and higher and does more tricks.  i
put my thumbs way up so we flew upside-down for quite some time before
flipping into a loop.  it’s the best experience so far.  hopefully, i can go
skydiving tomorrow and then i will have tried every form of flying known to
man except the icarus method (since that wasn’t too successful, i don’t
think i’m missing much).

oh yeah, for those (suzan & jack) who remembered that i am an ordained
minister of the universal life church, i have seen the light.  the universal
life church is a bogus california/internet religion.  i can no longer spread
their word.  vickism is the new, true and only religion.  you all should
spread my word.  i will be interviewing candidates for my priesthood when i
return!!!!!!!  please send your 8×10 glossy and resume if interested.  warm
faces only need apply.

signed,

the vickster

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